This is unacceptable. It’s getting really really annoying. Shit, WHY DO I ATTRACT INSECTS? 

Let me tell you a story.

SCENARIO #1: Last year, when my clique is still intact, we used to eat dinner together at a corner of a table. For some reason, my presence made a fly wandered by, buzzing irritatingly and our hands automatically waved it off. Sometimes it keeps coming back and they would say “Ly-En, I know you are a garbage lady with green uniform (the irony!) and all, but please leave your flies behind.”

SCENARIO #2: This Hornet/wasp/whattheheckisthatinsect is flying around in my room. It held a worm. A fat green worm (shiver please).  Then it dropped the worm. YES. It just dropped it in the middle of the floor. I was like WHAT THE HELL! (Imagine my horror) I didn’t know what to do, really. So I just left it on the floor and for some reason, I remember vaguely I was having my afternoon nap. So I went back to sleep. When I woke up, guess what? I see two worms on the floor, barely moving. Thanks to Woan Chyi, she got rid of them for me.

SCENARIO #3: This is rather recent. Two days ago recent. I came back form my holidays and I saw a nest in process on my lamp. It was late, so I decided to get rid of it the next day. And the next day, IT GREW. Homaigosh. Long story short, I pathetically used a ruler to scrape it off and threw away the ruler. And I would love to hear your inference on this. Either the insect is very persistent, or I just merely attract this six-legged-HUGE-flying-dangerous-looking insect. It made TWO (TWOTWOTWOTWOTWOTWOTWO!!) new nests on my wires. I swore like crap and this time I destroyed it with paper. This sucks, because I caught the damned insect building a nest on my table. SERIOUSLY HOW THE HELL AM I GOING TO GET RID OF THAT???????????????

Oh man.:(

Anyway, I’m proud of myself. I finished my homework. :)

Sometimes I really am surprised at how much crap I have in my head.

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