One more subject then it is the start of the holidays.

What comes to mind when we think of the behavior of females? Shy? Demure? Prim and proper? Sigh. This outlook in life is not a fact anymore, but a fallacy. The reality is like chalk and cheese. It’s like asking “how can an ant carry twenty times it’s weight and root beer floats are still delicious?” Such a bummer, the proof is just right in our faces. Take my daily routine for illustration. I swear like a sailor (I realize I’m citing my dear wife’s quotes) and do many unappealing… actions. Don’t get me wrong, I always prefer girls to be soft and graceful. It’s adds equilibrium to nature. It’s just, I’m a homo sapien. I tend to be hypocritical and dear lord, what have I been doing these past few days? Besides using my mouth to create fart sounds, I suppose there’s nothing more. Yes. Did epiphany dawned upon you? I recall Ivanka asking me, “Dude, how is that an achievement?”

I suppose that it’s one of the ways I cope with stress. :/

Ah, my break time is over. I suppose it’s time to go back to mugging. Mind you, I don’t mug any old ladies. They don’t wear diamonds out on the street anymore, at least, not around this kind of neighborhood.

Yes, one more day to home. :)