February 2012
1 post
Everyone's king when there is no one left to pawn....
It’s already the second month of the year. How exciting.
I’m torn between so many things, but I guess I can’t have it all. And achievement of the year so far:
I tried almost all flavours of Vitamin Water (don’t judge me. the colours are too pretty and it’s not my fault it taste like crap and peimin keeps buying them)
Joyous start of the school year (in which my...
January 2012
1 post
December 2011
2 posts
September 2011
3 posts
““When things got hard, you started looking for something to blame. Like a...”
– Rocky Balboa
PARAPROSDOKIANS
I had to look up “paraprosdokian”.
Here is the definition: “Figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently used in a humorous situation.”
“Where there’s a will, I want to be in it,” is a type of paraprosdokian.
1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to this level...
You mean so much and if I'd fix all that I've...
Where’d I go wrong?
I know that I can’t take back all of the mistakes but I’ll try.
June 2011
1 post
I tried to be perfect but nothing was worth it.
I came across this notebook on my shelf. Inside, was a story of my exam days in secondary school, in the middle of form 3.
Dorothy was still around, and so was I. I was still very innocent and carefree. My life hadn’t changed and time seemed to go by rather slowly then. It’s so hard to imagine that I used to see these people in my life every other day, but meet up once or twice in a...
April 2011
3 posts
If I had a world I own, everything would be...
Update about my life:
felt like crap for the past two days because I had a headache and prolonged pain in my leg (it’s irritating) and the icing on the cake, rashes (my head swells up like a balloon and my arms and legs are full of blotchy spots).
I miss my Blackberry.
I miss home very much.
the revision schedule (wtf?) is on my board.
am hating my room mate for turning down the fan...
That's a rhetorical question.
My companion every night. :)
Too long since I’ve bothered to blog rather than just copy and pasting lyrics. Is it because of the writer’s block, or just apathetic towards the need of updating my life? Either way, I think being a lazy bum contributed to this cause. Correction, it is the underlying reason.
Anyway, school’s been pretty exhausting. Got me thinking a lot. And...
Best of me.
It’s so hard to say that I’m sorry I’ll make everything alright All these things that I’ve done Now what have I become and where’d I go wrong? I don’t mean to hurt, just to put you first I won’t tell you lies (I’m sorry) I will stand accused with my hand on my heart I’m just trying to say I’m sorry, it’s all that I can say You mean...
March 2011
1 post
26.3.11, I miss you. Remember me.
January 2011
1 post
In pieces.
Telling me to go But hands beg me to stay Your lips say that you love Your eyes say that you hate There’s truth in your lies Doubt in your faith What you build you lay to waste
All I’ve got’s what you didn’t take
October 2010
1 post
“Dear Buzz, don’t you think it’s weird that both of our names could...”
September 2010
2 posts
I won't be waiting, anticipating for the fall.
“Jujubes. You’re interrupting my jujubes.”
“Isn’t that candy?”
“Apparently so.”
I miss the hot springs.
So I’m back. Studying and mugging is so not my thing. I recite a mantra everyday to give me strength to have the motivation to study. No. I’m just kidding. I’m going hysterical. Oh box.
So let’s see. No welcome...
The more I think, the less I believe.
One more subject then it is the start of the holidays.What comes to mind when we think of the behavior of females?
Shy? Demure? Prim and proper? Sigh. This outlook in life is not a fact anymore,
but a fallacy. The reality is like chalk and cheese. It’s like asking “how can
an ant carry twenty times it’s weight and root beer floats are still delicious?”
Such a bummer, the proof is just right in our...
August 2010
1 post
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to...
Mama just killed a man Put a gun against his head Pulled my trigger, now he’s dead Mama, life has just begun But now I’ve gone and thrown it all away Mama, ooh Didn’t mean to make you cry If I’m not back again this time tomorrow Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters
-Queen
I am not doing enough.
July 2010
3 posts
It's like I'm slushing in a cloud of cotton candy.
I enjoy so much doing the craziest things. Eating ice-cream with my best buddies, having heart-to-heart conversations, climbing to the top of the structure resembling a pyramid(?) in the park and well, shouting into the night to distress. Not to forget, the tuneless-tone-deaf singing we all are so famous about.
Life’s like that. There’s just a whole lot of middle of it.
“Human behavior is about as unpredictable as the weather. Sometimes, the hardened...”
– Michael Westen, Burn Notice
"I'm not crazy. I'm perfectly sane."
Stay awhile then baby you’ll see a different side of me.
It’s funny how desperate the magazine companies try to catch out attention with obscene titles.
So I returned to Singapore last week. Just two and a half weeks, my toilet mate managed to make the toilet bowl yellow, the floor full of hair, the shower room dirty with their bottles of shampoo and conditioner coated in a sick...
June 2010
4 posts
Not a loser, anymore.
Trust me, this took years.
A penny for my thought? :)
Instead of finishing the homework I vowed to do last night and early this morning (like 12am early), I watched world cup, USA against Algeria. I don’t know why, I liked the goal keeper in team Algeria but I hated the other members. I wanted them to lose, like seriously. I pity those guys who got stepped on the foot and got elbowed.
...
Apathetic asshole.
People always let you down.
Talking to myself in public, dodging glances in...
Soon enough, you’re gonna think of me, of how I used to be.
So I’m a Big Bang Theory fan. Sue me.
Went to Ivanka’s room yesterday. Watched the sequel of Yamakasi and THE HORROR, my asian hot guy is not there anymore. Imagine how my heart crumbled. Though there was another really hot guy in there. :D
They are so strong…. so muscular.
Ah, two more days of extra...
Premonition.
May 2010
8 posts
Welcome to Dorkenville.
I used to wear that! I used to wear that!
Video streaming sucks. Internet sucks even more. They need to do something about it. I mean, WHY ON EARTH DO THEY LET MACBOOK HORDE ALL THE INTERNET AND WE PC USERS SUCK CRAP? Even computers have…… rights?
Anyway, I’m using wireless so I guess I can’t really blame the Macbooks.
I woke up early today and I vow to not on the...
My joblessness seems to be getting to me.
Yeah. overdue.
My O levels paper is on Monday. Wish me luck people!
I'm not sick. My nose is just overflowing with...
Yeah I know. I’m sick and I should follow the doctor’s advice and eat my medications. :(
Besides looking like a swollen red-eyed blotchy potato with bad circulation, I am feeling as horrible as I look. My nose is giving me a hard time breathing and out of nowhere fluid I hereby shall not mention the name drips down and its disgustingly…… disgusting. ugh. I am sleep...
Antelope.
Ly-En: Hey, hey! Thinking about other guys is cheating!
Yee Jia: What?
Ivanka: *looks up from phone* What? What's happening?
Yee Jia: I just mentioned Backside's name and she said thinking is cheating.
Ivanka: Haha yea right. Ly-En cannot think of other guys yea?
Ly-En: But I have no one!
Ivanka: Just so you know, we're still married.
Ly-En: Say what?
Ivanka: WE'RE STILL MARRIED.
Ly-En: Holy shit.
“A lie is just a great story that someone ruined the truth.”
– Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother.
Falling so hard, so fast this time.
I read this quote once, it broke my heart. I don’t remember much, but I knew that this sentence laid a great impression on me.
“Do you cry for that person’s pain? Even though they are strong? Then it’s love.”
I know who I cried for.
Exams. Why am I not having test anxiety until the paper arrives in front of me? It’s funny how I got over it once I glance...
Get my fix for free.
I am pissed, very pissed.
Killer combo on wednesday. Both memorizing subjects and I here am not having the motivation. My head is not clear. I need to clear it, pronto.
April 2010
8 posts
If you cut me, I suppose I will bleed the colours...
Why do people always let you down? Why is it that it’s so hard to look past the wrong doings and impulsively hurt the other, when the other didn’t really mean to do what they did? So what if it was on purpose? Or even not doing it without knowing that they are doing it?
WHY DO I KEEP ASKING WHY?
I don’t want to let people down. I guess it’s one of the reasons that...
Evil calms the sky.
Define “puppet master”.
And, define a bastard. :D
This is the bastard chairman of my class (yes they created a group called “bastards” and they made this guy chairman). Ironically, he is also the chairman of our class.
I have no time for bourgeois humour.
baffled by how much I’ve forgotten since last year, I am now forcing myself to not on my computer to succumb into the addiction of being upproductive in the hands of cyber social network. Amused by recent events happening, anyone couldve guessed that I haven’t exactly been the goody two shoes I give the impression of.
Oh, I am having internet withdrawal now. This feesby feel like a...
No more sorrows.
I am a hypocrite. I knew that. I know that.
I don’t understand. I can’t comprehend. I try so hard not to be one, but my efforts seem to have gone to waste. There I was vowing I should not,will not and could not do such a thing, and there I was committing the crimes and actions I loathe the most. I guess these are one of my traits I detest the most.
“As long as we’re...
Sorry, seems to be the hardest word.
Sometimes, I wonder how many people I put to shame. How many people I told off, not knowing my intentions have hurt them, sprouting extreme abhorrence towards me. I really wonder, would I have all the empathy invested in myself to apologize and save them, and myself, from their wretched image of me in their mind and hearts? Why do I do things that I am sorry for, things that my ego had to cloud...
Binaural Infected Cucumber.
Why don’t I like chili? I’ll tell you why. It makes my tongue all stingy and the sensation don’t actually go off until the next few minutes. And when you try to drink water to stop the spiciness? It burns even more, like you tongue is literally on fire. I swore in my head and swore words from a mass of words I know from multiple languages (trust me, not so good words) until I...
It's lame, but I'll go with it anyway: Deja Vu...
It’s peculiar. I caught so many glimpses of over rated movies without knowing what the title was and here I am watching old movies, thinking “hey, that looks familiar.” It’s the scene where John Tucker had to wear a thong to impress Kate and climb down three stories. I remember that she was wearing red lacy underwear.
Wow, how long ago did I watch that scene? definitely...
March 2010
11 posts
“Oh, I know that crab Sebastian. It’s from Cinderella.”
– Lydia Lau Jia En
When I looked deep into her eyes, I realized it...
This is unacceptable. It’s getting really really annoying. Shit, WHY DO I ATTRACT INSECTS?
Let me tell you a story.
SCENARIO #1: Last year, when my clique is still intact, we used to eat dinner together at a corner of a table. For some reason, my presence made a fly wandered by, buzzing irritatingly and our hands automatically waved it off. Sometimes it keeps coming back and they would...
I trapped myself in a ring of fire, I said I'm...
The only way out is through the pain.
They call me heart breaker I don’t wanna...
Really, it's worth laughing.
lyenisawesome says: *"L" on forehead*
A.n.D.R.e.A says: L for LAME LYEN
lyenisawesome says: whatever
A.n.D.R.e.A says: haha. lamelyenlamelyen. lets make a song!
lyenisawesome says: WTF
A.n.D.R.e.A says: hi lamelyen
lyenisawesome says: >: (
A.n.D.R.e.A says: ohhhh. she's angry. oh dear.
----
A.n.D.R.e.A says: dear god, please stop lyen from comminting evil, thank you amen
lyenisawesome says: dear god, forget the prayers andrea just made. she does not have faith in you. thanks you, amen.
A.n.D.R.e.A says: LOL. wtf. dear god, do NOT listen to lyen, not only she lies, but she is lame and sucks too, thank u amen
lyenisawesome says: ==
lyenisawesome says: dear god, andrea and her lies. do not answer her prayers! she is an idiot and she sucks too b the w. thanky ou amen
A.n.D.R.e.A says: God: i like andrea better .she is kind and honourable.ill stand by her
lyenisawesome says: buddha : i dispise andrea. god, open your eyes. save he who hath tried
A.n.D.R.e.A says: God:andrea rocksssss! Allah:YEs andrea rocksss
lyenisawesome says: shiva : i side with buddha. buddha : thank you shiva. lyen is awesome
A.n.D.R.e.A says: Vishnu, Allah and God and his son, Jesus:We love andrea
lyenisawesome says: buddha, shiva, artemis and mary : we support lyen because she's so awesome
A.n.D.R.e.A says: wtf how many gods do u know
The city is at war.
I had a really awesome day. Alyssa, Gwee and I are in hyper mode so we were high the whole day. I never fail to enjoy myself in their company. It’s like form three all over again. I’d do it all over again if I get the chance. ;)
FAQ #1: Gwee’s house is awesome.
FAQ #2: I love polaroid cameras.
FAQ #3: I should start investing in a nerdy plastic pair of specs. Yes there...
Honey if you stay I'll be forgiven.
In my hands, I hold a PSP.
Godspeed, man. Time is flying and god damned it I’m still tardily slow.
I’m at the first coach waiting for my bus. So I guess there’s this chance the busy-body person next to me is peeking at my computer screen.
Sports day was okay. Not as bored as I thought I would be. Yesterday was awesome. Ganesh celebrated his birthday three times, one in the...
Dibs.
Ly-En: Heats.
Yee Jia: I have a feeling we're going to be sitting at the benches on the day itself.
Ly-En: Epic fail. Happy losing.
Yee Jia: I don't want to lose. I want to win. Sitting there is boring.
Ly-En: Ok then. Win and make us proud. I'll be supporting you.... at the benches.